ok. listen. just for the record? i did not herniate my discs having sex. i don't care if it's a good story. i don't care if it's giggle worthy. that is not what happened.

aaaaaaaaargh. i did a really good job of staying out of the gossip/drama tree...well, my whole life. and then i come back to tucson, hook up with a kick ass guy two nights that i'm here, thinking, mind you, that i would just go back to seattle and leave it all behind.

but oh, no no! we hook up, twice, it's fun as hell, and then i find out that the rumor is that i herniated my discs having sex.

no. ok. see. these back problems started a few months ago. they worsened like the day before i came to tucson.

and most importantly - WE DID NOT HAVE SEX ANYWAY!!!!

jesus, fockers.

ahem. i'm fine. :)