oh good god. last night's dream way by far the funniest i have had in a long long time. once i got to sleep around 4 that is...

so check it.

i was starting my 10 show tour(yes, my mind is completely tour obsessed right now.) at starlake(yes, it's a common theme). but this time it was actually an amphitheater. we went to our seats...can't remember who i was sitting with. very very good seats. and it became veery apparent that dave was very into the show.

there were these wooden steps that led up to the stage, and a few people(alethea and sarah are the only ones i can remember) walked up them, past the band and through this door that led backstage. i got up with whoever my seat partner was and we followed soon after. nothing much was going on backstage, but i could barely hear the band and i knew it was a really good performance. so i said fuck it, even though i didn't want to interrupt the show, and walked back out onstage and down the wooden steps to my seat, minus my seat partner.

dave was chatting up a storm with the crowd during the breaks, and the songs were in top form.

then it was time for a little interlude by the opening act: britney spears.

ok. this is where it all gets a bit out of control.

it was britney meets phantom of the opera. at first, at least. we're talking opera singer playing the role of carlotta, but britney's dancers in the background. it was musical inside a dmb show. it started getting really really weird. the storyline, that is. like weird ghouls coming out and dancing. i remember looking around at the audience who had at first been entertained, who were now looking around like "whaaat the fuck" and sinking lower and lower into their seats. then i realized i too had sunk pretty low in my seat, but i kept telling myself "at least it's a two night stand. hopefully this wont be in the set tomorrow night." and then i started realizing that the sunkenintheseat position i was in was probably terrible for my back(itwas almost mimicing the position i was actually sleeping in - on my side.)

the ghouls were still dancing, with dmb's lighting scheme of course, when my mom woke me up. and i just started cracking up and blurting things out about dmb with britney and phantom of the opera as an opening act.

yup yup yup.