some guy i'm doing a b&p for sent me a show by a band called virginia coalition.

very different.

i'm kinda digging it.

but that's not really my point right now. my point is that i'm fighting a john(of the mayer variety) crush that so does not need to be in place at all. it is kind of pissing me off, actually. well, not seriously pissing me off but definitely making me feisty. it's so stupid!!! it makes me feel like i belong in the ranks of the 15 year olds who i'm sure were smart enough to buy tickets to that damned seattle show and who will be occupying all of the decent seats. not that i'm bitter. but the point is - EW! he makes terrible faces when he sings! he constantly looks strung out! i should be past this! i don't like feeling like i'm 15!

i was so over him. completely. like...from my first encounter with him. and then i went through my respect phase. and theni went through my "oh, he's an ass" phase. but then i realized i didn't actually believe that cuz he'd never been anything but cool t me. and then back to the respect phase, while realizing that i really am a hardcore mayer fan, no matter how much i try and deny it. but then the other night we were watching a video and...well, i just wanted to ravish him. lick him. whatever. rough sex came to mind. yeah. it got really vivid. i had to stop watching.

i tried to pass it off on the weed and alcohol.

but then a few nights later, mel mentioned that he heard mayer was dating michelle branch.

i don't even know or care whether or not that's true, but the fact of the matter is that i spouted off some choice words and started mumbling about how she's not right for him and...well, i flipped a little bit. and then i actually heard what i was saying and looked at mel's stupid amused/smug look and got all flustered and started cracking up.

*tragic sigh*

could someone PLEASE hook me up with a rock star already? i know, i know, i've had plenty of chances. i mean...i've met some of the most incredibly gorgeous and talented musicians in the past year, and i either act cool and play the "friend" role or clam up and can't say shit. my fault. whatever. but i need one. have you seen these men? they are just...UH! all of them! walking orgasms!

for example. i can't watch howie. brain overload. i can listen, i can see pictures. but set me up in front of a video, and i have to look away. brain overload. when he throws his head back and scrunches up his face and just starts wailing...fuck me.

yes. exactly. fuck me.

god, i talk about the same things a lot.

and i just finished a huge coffee.

but anyway. mayer. he should really just hurry up and get big and be all full of himself and become the TRL god he's so intent on becoming so that i can have an encounter that is anything BUT good and determine that he's an ass like so much of the world already has. yes. that would be grand.

either that or his ego will kill his career and he'll loose popularity and then i can see him at the crocodile again and talk to him afterwards. yes. that would be grand. and i will convince his square ass to smoke a frickin bowl with me and all will be right in the world.

fucking libras. is he a libra? i think he's a libra. fuck them.

i can't stop babbling.

ok. so this virginia coalition thing. the music is good. the guys voices could use some work. but it sounds like it'd be a fun show.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!